Time

Ticking away...how many precious hours of our life do we waste not doin dick? Or better yet, how many hours of our time do we sell to others instead of doing what makes us happy or being with the ones we really care about? Would spending only one-third of our waking hours with our families and the majority of our time with some cock-suckers that we can hardly stand being around be worth it just to be able ta cover the mortgage if we knew our time was near?

The fucked up part of life is that we definately have an experation date, but none of us know when that date is. Everyone has a different number. Some of us have a much shorter time here than others. What would society be like if we knew exactly how long we would be around? Would life be more valuable or would it change depending on the amount of time you had left? Would we try to be more productive with our time or just go ape shit because Fuck It, I only have X amount of time left? I can see how that could get ugly but my curiosity about my time fucks with me mostly because I'm not sure if I'm doing what I should be doing.

I herd on the news today that the U.S. Government only has enough money to cover tomorrow. After that, if they still can't agree on a budget, they'll shut down. Good, god damn it! maybe we need a lil vacation from corruption and broke-dick bureaucracy. But this is going hand and hand with everything else going in the world. How long until our country is on "Third World" status? Our system is broken and I'm not sure it's fixable. It's like two kids fighting over a transformer but really these two lil bastards are running the country. These fuckers can't agree on jack shit even when the fate of a country depends on it! What the fuck?!

How long? Can we make it out of this life alive? Should we just roll a fatty, pass that shit and wait to see what happens? Time to stock pile some arms and ammo I say!

The World As We Know It

The world as we know it... The world I live in consists of a 9 to 5 (more like a 4 to 5) wife, kids, dog, Mortgage, and so on. Although I'm aware, I don't feel the impact of all the tragedies or cisises going on worldwide. I just keep going on with my day to day life, wishing I didn't have to go to work anymore, wishing I could smoke a joint every now and then, wishing I didn't have to worry about money. All my facefuck friends talk about shit like: "water my farm" or "so and so needs you to kill a cop to get to the next level of mob something or other" mother fucker!, don't you realize that there's people starving everywhere else but where we are. My appologies if your in a third world country and your reading this. But if that's the case, What The Fuck are you doing dicking around on the Internet when your country is in a #insert your countries crisis here?

Some retard in Florida burns a book that caused an entire country to implode and destroy it's already road warriorish way of life. Now I say, that's one country that deserves to be in chaos. If they get that butt-hurt over a fuckin book then fuck em! Yah, yah. I know that there's innocent women and children over there. Whatcha gona do? Still, none of us loose sleep over it.

I subscribe to the theory that the human race is a planetary cancer and some time in the near future, we will have completely destroyed our planet starting with the most critical natural resources. Africa looks like it will be the first continent to be fully infected, but our oceans are almost toxic today! Fuckin oil spills, giant floting trash heaps, radioactive waste, and raw sewage. God damn! You're a brave son of a bitch to take a dive in the Pacific these days, let alone eat some seafood out of that mug.

Sounds like "Hell in a Handbag" may be our fate, so laugh, love and smoke if ya got it bitches!