The World As We Know It

The world as we know it... The world I live in consists of a 9 to 5 (more like a 4 to 5) wife, kids, dog, Mortgage, and so on. Although I'm aware, I don't feel the impact of all the tragedies or cisises going on worldwide. I just keep going on with my day to day life, wishing I didn't have to go to work anymore, wishing I could smoke a joint every now and then, wishing I didn't have to worry about money. All my facefuck friends talk about shit like: "water my farm" or "so and so needs you to kill a cop to get to the next level of mob something or other" mother fucker!, don't you realize that there's people starving everywhere else but where we are. My appologies if your in a third world country and your reading this. But if that's the case, What The Fuck are you doing dicking around on the Internet when your country is in a #insert your countries crisis here?

Some retard in Florida burns a book that caused an entire country to implode and destroy it's already road warriorish way of life. Now I say, that's one country that deserves to be in chaos. If they get that butt-hurt over a fuckin book then fuck em! Yah, yah. I know that there's innocent women and children over there. Whatcha gona do? Still, none of us loose sleep over it.

I subscribe to the theory that the human race is a planetary cancer and some time in the near future, we will have completely destroyed our planet starting with the most critical natural resources. Africa looks like it will be the first continent to be fully infected, but our oceans are almost toxic today! Fuckin oil spills, giant floting trash heaps, radioactive waste, and raw sewage. God damn! You're a brave son of a bitch to take a dive in the Pacific these days, let alone eat some seafood out of that mug.

Sounds like "Hell in a Handbag" may be our fate, so laugh, love and smoke if ya got it bitches!